2 haven fans are walking past a shop and saw a sign-shirts 50p....trousers 1.50..
one of them said "great value lets buy some"..
the other says "hide our scarfs cause if they find out were haven supporters theyl rip us off"..
they entered the shop and asked for 6 shirts and 6 pairs of trousers each...
the assistant says your haven supporters arnt you?...how did you know they say.......
cause this is a laundrette now fu*k off...................

whats the difference between an unmade airfix model and Dave Rotherham???...
one is a glueless kit

=TOP TIP=for all you haven supporters who may be a bit strapped for cash,dont waste money on a new jam top just make your self a pe*is tape it to your head and job done everybody will know your a haven supporter........

2 blokes walking through a cemetary when they happen upon a tombstone that read;here lies John Sweeny,a goodman and a haven supporter..one of the blokes says when did they start puttin 2 people in 1 coffin.......................itchy waa waa

what happens when an haven supporter takes a viagra tablet.............he grows taller...................now thanks very much for the pm itchy waa waa the jokes will continue

whats the difference between the invisible man and whitehaven rl club?............theres more chance of seeing the invisible man at a final.............................................itchy waa waa i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I have laughed a total of 0 times so far.

who are you simon cowell....its just as well i dont care what you think isnt it i laughed and thats more important

whats the difference between a vibrator and an haven fan?????.....a haven fan is a real kn*b...........

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